My hatred for forwards dates back to centuries…well, I realized that’s quite an overstatement. Point being, I have a serious aversion to some [actually many] forwards. Especially the ones that claim to be humourous [when they are in the least!] the chain mails/forwards just get on my nerves! More so the ones that are of the “women are like this only” and “men are like this” shit stuff like that. I can’t damn stand those mails! They just somehow mange to shoot up my BP!
Of course there are forwards which are educative and improve your general knowledge [!!!!] I prefer these to those, which claim to be humourous and tickle your funny bone! Please! Gimme a break! If you know what humour is then you wouldn’t be sending those dumb things! [Ok, if I’ve offended anyone, I apologize, but seriously…my definition of humour is way different from what these forwards claim! Infact I find it humorous seeing these humourous “humourous” forwards doing the rounds!
Now my aversion rose to the ceiling [exaggeration! Can’t help! 
] but yea, it rose, reading a forward about women…here am gonna put fragments of that horrendous forward and give my opinion on that!
[Argh! I have always maintained that I HATE this thing!]
There was this one stupid thing that was offending men! Which I didn’t like; it goes like this: OMG! This is ridiculous! As if men don’t know!
Next one: “ A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…” the next one: “God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”
I went berserk reading this non-sense!
The following one was the most ridiculous!
Well, forwards like these I think must be raped brutally, and thrown away, just click that thrash button and send it all to the dustbin! [Hmm, you may ask why I kept the forward and actually posted a post on that! Hmm, answer: to tell you how dumb this was!]
About the content of this particular forward: I HATE any form of generalization with respect to gender. And it’s obvious I didn’t like this offensive [in my sensibilities] forward, as is with many other forwards.
[I chose to put this particular forward, as it was very apt to thrash, thought there are many more crappy stuff like this on circulation!]
The forward says: send this to ALL those smart women and to men you think can handle it! Needless to say rams didn’t forward it to anyone, as she doesn’t like forwarding stuff! And this stupid forward! NO WAY!
And now the newest form of forwards on mobiles… those horrendous again forwards about the horribly politically incorrect euphemisms of “sardarji and blonde jokes!” well… am reserving this for another exclusive post on people’s horrible humourous sense humour!
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if this comes to my inbox as a forward! J))))))) Hmm, imagination has reached zenith!J)))))
