First of all, Republic Day Wishes to all. Would be interesting and good if you could do some act which will show your ‘patriotism’ for your country, apart from buying plastic flags that eventually land up on the roads and the flag loses its meaning!
HMM!!!!!!!!! Tagged by Curious, Priya, Punk-edge-a. of all people ME to write about 8 things about my karpanai [dream/imaginative] partner! Just try panni irruke [have tried]
8 things about my perfect partner! Now tell me why would I want some perfect person? What’s life without all those imperfections? So I don’t believe in all this bullshit a.k.a crap for those who prefer to read better adjectives and get offended by the usage of certain words… Anyway, before I start lecturing let me get on topic.
Me not going to adhere to the “opposite sex” criteria…I have observed that certain sadist elements of society have added that extra instruction, which wasn’t there in the original.
So, here goes my 8 things for both sexes, and since I don’t know much about the alternate sex, my expectations/ ideas are limited.
First to those of my clan, if you want to be my perfect mate [FRIEND]: well, you better be like the following:
1. Not talk about silly stuff [IMHO] like how your nail polish has faded, and your lipstick smudged! Atleast not to me, you can talk in front of me to others never to me!
2. Argue in vain about how you find Ferrari “awesome”, without knowing what makes it awesome, more than it’s “looks”!!!! Be like me, if you don’t know, just plainly limit your views on something, rather than state outright something as stupid as that, that will measure the size of your knowledge.
3. Giggle at the silliest of things [all right, I know each one’s degree of silly varies!]
4. DON’T GOSSSIP, and start some freakin rumours. Again be like me, if you have some USEFUL information to share, take the safe route and say “I THINK I am NOT sure” and the likes. And I least want to know which being was seen where, with whom, wearing what, and the imaginative “why’s” and “how’s”.
5. Argue…agree or debate with me ANY time of the day.
6. Listen to my insane rants about life with great patience.
7. NOT screech like yanked out babies! Pah! That sound/noise rather adds so much pollution!
8. Who can understand when am in an off mood, [which is most of the time] and just let silence speak 
Aahan! Now for the guy!
1. Be a ‘human’ being. With all sensory and essential organs intact, a normal heart rate, it’s ok if he has asthma and other such so called disorders. On a serious note, a person who is “human” in the metaphorical manner.
2. Listen to all the nonsense I have to say. Occasionally if I decide to talk sense, join me, and make what would otherwise be a boring monologue, interesting.
3. Teach me things I don’t know… like how to sight adichify [ogle at gals…maybe guys in my case 
] me an angel when it comes to all this O:- )
4. Must consider himself a “sad, bad, horrible, boring conversationalist.”JUST AS ME. In my world, opposites don’t attract. When 2 sad conversationalists get together, it’s magic. [!?] He must NOT smile/laugh for everything! jollu parties maathiri! [sorry can’t translate the tamil phrase, essence will be gone] in short, be a serious guy, who would love to talk about anything, ANYTHING, of course I wouldn’t mind talking to whatever he wants to provided I have knowledge in that subject. But if I don’t know anything about it, I’d expect him to teach me.
5. Be ready to travel to any place, a different world [of course that means shooting up, and transporting ourselves to the transcendental experience of life, hallucinate about each other, [sounds cool na?!] then, indha cinema-la vara maathiri, sudden-a Switzerland-la poi romance panrathu [like in the movies where suddenly they romance in Switzerland, travelling of that kind] appram [then] dance in the scorching heat [?!] of the Amazon forests, or the Sahara desert.
6. NOT write some stupid romantic letters and stuff, or flood me with flowers [IMHO flowers must NOT be misused for something as silly as to show/express love! Flowers are best on plants!] Not give chocolates, take me out for ice-creams, or make me eat cakes forcedly because I quite detest all the above! But but but, I expect him to be a good cook. He needs to know how to make Dosai’s atleast [because I don’t know how to 
and wouldn’t mind surviving only on them!]
7. Must NOT practice CHIVALRY, something I just can’t stand! It’s so insane when people say “ladies first” and shit like that! Please man! It’s the first come first served principle that works better than some supposed “honour” or some shit like that, for women! My a**! Women seriously don’t deserve so much importance! Oh that reminds me he must learn understand that I am NOT a feminist and that I actually hate ‘certain’ kinds of women [which is most of them! :- )]
8. Share visionary goals, should be able to see beyond the obvious. Talk or listen to me like this.
“Someone I can create a world with. Talk about how screwed religion, morality, humanity is. Talk about my utopia visions, talk about relationships between every person we meet, about the past, about movies, about life….anything about life.”
An Excerpt. Though the post I’d written there was NOT meant for some friend or mate or partner!
Well, movies cause I love watching them, and plan to [God forbid] make movies in future:- ) he can of course help me with my movies
Cha! Innum evalo irrkku ezhudha! But enna seyya these vetti souls who create these tags think 8 is a good number! Avalukku enna threriyum, ennakkum, eight-kkum aagaadhunu!?!
Naan vombothu/vonbathu illai:P
Cha! There’s so much more to write! But what to do, these jobless souls who create these tags, think 8 is a good number! What to do they know that me and 8 don’t get along!?!
[Am not gonna translate the last line something’s are said best only in their unadulterated form]
I would like to tag:
Sudhakar
Srivatsan[This person is known to have a profound liking[oxymoron there] for tags. But has said he will do it! Parkallaam. [Let’s see]
S M I T H A guy
All or nothing
Finchies
Babuji aka Babushka
Ego Has Landed aka Ro
Instructions :
1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag atleast 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.
